Thank you so much America...I'm happy you've had a birthday last weekend and everything, but can't we just buy you a cake? What's with the fireworks? If you don't want a cake, can we replace the fireworks with a lovely laser lights show? All the beauty and none of the horrific sounds. Think about it, America, and let me know. Seriously, I think it's going to be a win win. You'd get the pretty sights, the shelter dogs wouldn't feel the need to BARK BARK BARK, and I would get the peace and quiet I deserve.
I don't feel the need to scream my head off when I hear the booms like the dogs do. It's not that I'm not afraid of fireworks. I am. It's just that I know if I run and hide under Barb A's desk, I will be safe.
The dogs on the other hand, think that they can make the sounds go away if they bark loud enough. News flash: Fireworks aren't afraid of barking dogs. Fireworks are going to be scary no matter what you do. I think the dogs might as well just calm down. Seriously.
So, all weekend, I cowarded under Barb A's desk listening to BARK BARK BARK. If you have a dog, then you know what one dog barking sounds like. Go ahead and times that by ten and you'll know what my weekend was like. It wasn't great.
As I entered the third hour of the cacaphony that the dogs were making while Wheaton had their fireworks on July 3rd, it occurred to me that I'm behind on sharing with you the dog-porter reports that have been filed by dogs this summer.
Buttercup was supposed to go to several of these, but she and her person just moved houses, and I guess that takes up so much time that Buttercup didn't have fifteen minutes to help me? I'm almost getting the feeling that Buttercup is not taking her role seriously.
It's ok, though, because it turns out I don't even need Buttercup. There were LOTS of other dog-porters that I
could rely on. Sort of.
Franny and Franklin were adopted a couple of years ago by Katie from the Kennel (read that in the same tone of voice you would read "Jennie from the Block"). Frannie and Franklin went to The Cellar Bistro Dog Days of Summer. They had some extremely refreshing water while Katie and Not Katie enjoyed a great meal. You know it was a great meal because all four of them look really happy:
Frannie and Franklin only sent that picture of themselves at the event, without commentary. So, basically, they had the "dog" part down, but not the "porter" part.
The next dog-porter to file a report was Sandra, one of our adoption dogs. I had high hopes for Sandra's report of the Woofin' Hoofin' dog/human walk that the kids at GlenBard West hosted on June 21. I talked to Sandra about the assignment and she even paid attention. (You'll have to take my word for it...no pictures exist.) She knew she had to get some pictures of the event and then come back and file a report.
She got the picture part right, as witnessed by these excellent pictures:
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Sandra at Woofin Woofin
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| Mayor Greysk and Wheaton's First Dog, DCACC Alum Nikko |
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| My buddy Sebastian, the Very Tall Airedale(ish) Terrier, who graduated from DCACC a few years ago. |
I really think Sandra would have filed an excellent report, too. Before she could finish typing up her notes, though, she was adopted. June 22, just one day after the Woofin Hoofin event, was an absolute banner day for adoptions. Sandra was one of eight adoptions that were completed on that day. Eight!With all the excitement of going to her forever home, Sandra just didn't have time to tell us about the event. It looks like Sandra, Nikko and Sebastian had a great time, though, so I think the pictures speak for themselves.
So, there you have it. The dog-porters are...not doing a super great job following my instructions to a) go to DCACC events b) take some pictures and c) tell me about it. But, I guess I should go easy on them. It wasn't really their fault. Franklin and Franny are so cute, they've probably never had to do a lick of work in their life. Sandra has a pretty gosh darn good excuse too, since she got adopted right after her event.
The Fall Festival is coming up in September. Maybe by then I can find a good, reliable dog-porter to go to it. If not, I guess I'm just going to have to report on it myself.